(upon seeing Tony Hawk in the office)
“do you think he’d spank me with a skateboard?”
“I’d pay to see it. Like, big money”
Oh girl, look how sloppy all your glistening bits are. I can’t wait to get my mouth inside your steamy buns to all that juicy meat. Oh, it looks like some of your tasty pieces fell all over the place when I got you in my maw. But don’t worry, baby, once I’m done chowing down I’ll get to forking that steamy pile you left on my lap.