onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

are penguins even real?

(via lonesome-billy)

infeckted:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

…did you just quote spongebob?

omg that is from spongebob
http://youtu.be/weZosGF-xvM

infeckted:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

…did you just quote spongebob?

omg that is from spongebob

http://youtu.be/weZosGF-xvM

(via nod-love)

myampgoesto11:

Pencil drawings by designer/illustrator Suthipa Kamyam

My Amp Goes To 11: Twitter | Instagram

(via oldstreetcat)

slitherup:

my #fav soda is back #theonlysoda

omg I didn’t know this was a thing and now I need it immediately

slitherup:

my #fav soda is back #theonlysoda

omg I didn’t know this was a thing and now I need it immediately

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I

(via ryanhatesthis)

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

(via nod-love)

18-15n-77-30w:

adslibitum:

MusiXploitation by Ads Libitum :

shop / facebook / tumblr / portfolio

Brilliance .

(via oldstreetcat)

Got my team shirt tonight! #pindowns #bowling

Got my team shirt tonight! #pindowns #bowling

derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

Somewhere a Shrek fan with a imagine library saw this post and thought to themselves “it’s my time to shine” 

derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

Somewhere a Shrek fan with a imagine library saw this post and thought to themselves “it’s my time to shine” 

(via ichbineinkrapfen)

valvala:

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Eggs in a hole…RECIPES

The incredible edible egg

my friend at work is allergic to eggs and I can’t even imagine. I mean, LOOK at the wonders of the egg, just by itself

(via mistercinnamonbunz)

enchanted-dystopia:

After having a Surge today.

uh, where can I find Surge? Something masochistic in me wants to relive that caffeinated horror 

enchanted-dystopia:

After having a Surge today.

uh, where can I find Surge? Something masochistic in me wants to relive that caffeinated horror 

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

sesamestreet:

THE NEW SEASON OF SESAME STREET STARTS TODAY!!!! WE’RE SO EXCITED THAT WE ARE USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

sesamestreet:

THE NEW SEASON OF SESAME STREET STARTS TODAY!!!! WE’RE SO EXCITED THAT WE ARE USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!